Pressed Rat and Warthog

When a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"

I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass

Yeah, at first I was just going to moon Larry but I decided to give 'im the old Pressed Rat and Warthog on his driver side window.

by Curtis Baby September 19, 2008

Preasure

the quotient of bad work over volume; an inexplicable and continuous force that simultaneously exists and does not exist.

What's wrong with Haley? She's under a lot of preasure right now at work.
That doesn't make any sense

by OMG_its_altergo April 12, 2017

pressure washer

A satanic creation that uses water pumped at high pressure to clean things like driveways, sidewalks and eves.

It took me 4 hours with the pressurewasher to clean the driveway.

by Jman December 21, 2004

Golden Pressure Pot

A golden pressure pot is when a man is fucking a woman, and instead of cumming inside her, he pisses. Afterwards, the man pulls out, and the woman squirts his piss out everywhere.

John gave Sofie a golden pressure pot and they had to do a load of laundry afterwards.

by ssooffiiee88 March 5, 2010

Pier Pressure

One day festival in Gothenburg, Sweden. It'll be on 1st of Juli.

The bands witch is set so far is:
*My Chemical Romance
*Gogol Bordello
*Chemical Vocation
*Sunrise Avenue
*Sugarplum Fairy
*Neverstore
*Sounds Like Violence
*Avril Lavigne
*Mando Diao
*Billy Talent
*Blindside
*Kid Down
*Enter Shikari
*CKY
*Less Then Jake
*April Divine

I'll be visiting Pier Pressure,
will you?

by Bloody.Obsession May 11, 2007

technology pessimist

One who does not/can not see all the potential positive benefits of technology. These feelings are often derived from and can be attributed to a lifelong confusion towards complex systems and products. Members of this group almost certainly majored in a liberal arts subject (as opposed to engineering).

When I pulled out my Treo 660, Jaime ran away. I tried text-messaging her, but she never replied. What a technology pessimist! If only she knew what she was missing...

by Cool ET June 9, 2005

Dump Pressure

Serious pressure of having to take a big shit

During gym that guy had dump pressure and shat himself.

by mczigger November 24, 2011