by maxsell aka onestock January 31, 2012
by ZeReyIno November 7, 2016
the percentage of complete fucking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell PBR in cans.
by woozefa August 11, 2009
The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.
Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
by Geoff Lilley October 8, 2007
The easier a guy makes his money, and the YOUNGER he is when he does so, and the AMOUNT of money the guy makes, added to how good looking he is, determines his “asshole quotient".(AQ). Therefore:
Young good looking guy
+ Easy Money
= Thinking they rule the world
Young good looking guy
+ Easy Money
= Thinking they rule the world
Jay was a young, good looking, successful man in his early twenties. He thought that the world (including beautiful women being thrown at him on a regular basis) was owed to him. He had a very high A.Q.
by Snoopy Irma December 3, 2003
The jackass quotient is a quantified measure of immaturity and stupidity, as the result of large ego.
The jackass quotient in the NBA is pretty high. If you gave incentive to players shooting from half-court by awarding additional points, you'd probably see them jacking shots up from way downtown.
by Bob Cobb March 15, 2005
by Ms NinjaFan November 5, 2003