This is so sad i mean just look at emperor hirohito, he has become such a poop meitiner you can see some faeces on his nose.
by Dr. Meitiner April 10, 2019
Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops
by Thepoopsloreguy April 09, 2018
To eat something small, and typically dense an hour or two before you leave to go on a trip to that you will poop before you head out.
This car ride is going to be long so I'm gonna to eat this egg biscuit to prime the poop. I don't want to have to use the truck stop to shit.
by GingerWiki May 22, 2021
the small bits of hard shit that fly out of your ass super fast after you haven't gone number two for a few days.
by wigglenips November 22, 2013
Human-like feces found on the sidewalks of urban regions. Typically in areas with an excessive amount of homeless folk.
by Cornelius Dickilus April 13, 2009
Someone who actively participates in cranial defecation, ultimately wearing another persons feces on their head. - A more polite way to refer to someone as a shit head.
No, Benjamin Philip, these are not kid's shoes. That's rich coming from a poop skull like you, with your size 6 narrow slip ons.
by thefunkyfeelone September 05, 2018
When you’re asked to take a break from pooping a massive load so someone else can use the bathroom and then coming back to resume your poop.
by lucyiscoo1 May 07, 2021