Political Whore 

A person with extremely strong political views who shoehorns said views into whatever post they see.

A political whore will find some way to insult Biden or Trump (depending on their views) on every single post they see, even if it's something that can't even be remotely misconstrued or interpreted as being political in any feasible way.

Person: *Posts a picture of an orange cat*

Retard: "Still has more brain cells than Trump"

Other person: "Can you shut the fuck up you political whore? Get a goddamn life ffs"

Political Whore by Ubeenbamboozledson April 15, 2024

politicar 

Verbo que define la acción de cometer un error ortográfico. Uso parecido al modismo "devorar". Surgió después de que una persona se equivocara escribiendo la palabra "político" y cometiera una falta de ortografía tan grave que debería ser castigada por los mismísimos dioses.

Alexia: Politicaste, nena! Nunca dejes de politicar!

politicar by Doroteo May 2, 2024

political priapism 

An unwanted and painful election that won’t go away after four years

This shit again!? Man it was kinda funny at first but i really just want this election to go away now. This is political priapism i swear.

political priapism by Doomicus magnus May 15, 2024

political zealot 

A person who dedicates their life to a political ideology in a manner that, for people not of said ideology, could be compared to religious zealotry

The words he said were those of a political zealot.

political zealot by Fathersimmons May 19, 2024

political zealot 

A person who dedicates their life to a political ideology in a manner that, for people not of said ideology, could be compared to religious zealotry

The words he said were those of a political zealot.

political zealot by Fathersimmons May 19, 2024

Political Illness 

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.

Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.

Political Illness by CornBrehd June 15, 2024

Political Violence 

How do you know it was political? How do you know it's not a MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN MIND?

Hym "Maybe it WASN'T political violence. Maybe it was apolitical violence that just so happened to be directed at a president. This is hilarious. It would have been more interesting (I think) if Trump had died. I think if Trump would have died and the resulting violence would have ended up getting a bunch of shit-libs slaughtered... I think then I would be happy. And now the conservatives:"

Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"

Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"

A fucking retard "No-U!"

Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."

Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"

Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"

Political Violence by Hym Iam July 16, 2024