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Potato Queen 

A gay asian male who exclusively dates caucasian males that are usually, but not necessarily older. While professing to be open-minded about race, the fact that they only date white males to the exclusion of asian, black, hispanic, and middle eastern males demonstrates they are close-minded. Usually this is the result of self-hatred. By admitting they only find caucasian males attractive, they are tacitly admitting they do not find asian males attractive and thus, do not find themselves attractive. Considering oneself unattractive is an indication of low self-esteem and self-hatred, which is pervasive among potato queens. For this reason, Potato Queens are usually found in America where the white media dominates. Potato Queens and their followers tend to dislike Sticky Rice because it reminds them of their own self-hatred.
John is such a potato queen, he only chases white guys no matter how ugly they are.
Potato Queen by Norton Anti-Virus December 28, 2007

potato pro 

someone who is a profoessional at screwing potatoes.
look at the way he holds that potato, he is such a potato pro.
potato pro by scooter wilson June 19, 2010

Potato Tree 

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument
1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"

Potato chip Licker 

when someone is basicly sad or upset and tries to ruin fun for everyone else.
Steve: You guys don't understand how it feels to be dumped
Shaun: Quit being a "Potato Chip Licker", and have a drink.

potato room 

The gap, big enough to securely store a potato, created by misfitting jeans when the waistband does not meet one's back due to being disrupted by an especially convex badonk. The bane of existence to pants-wearing bedonked folk, it can be measured by the number of potatoes one can store in the consolingly handy storage space. The variety of said potatoes is entirely up to the interpreter's imagination.
Jane: I really like these jeans, but they just don't fit!
John: But they have to fit -they're in your size and everything.
Jane: Nope. Too much potato room.
John: Ah.
Jane: Damn my deliciously plump ass.
potato room by fufupop December 5, 2012

Potato Bagger

The antonym of "brown bagger", A potato bagger is a girl that has a nice face, but an unattractive body. A potato bag race involves pulling a potato bag over the majority of your body while trying to hop to a finish line. From this game, evolved the name "Potato Bagger". It suggests that a girl with an unattractive body but a decent face should consider wearing a potato bag over her body while only revealing her face.
Tom: "Did you see the new girl they hired?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's definitely a potato bagger."

potato kill 

Killing a creep (AI unit) in a game unintentionally, aiming to kill an enemy player. Firstly was coined by LysanderXonora casting a Dota2 game DK vs Orenda.
SingSing fires an arrow to get Mushi...nope, it is just a casual potato kill.
potato kill by deadbeatffs May 4, 2014