plantar fashionitis - the shoes you are forced to wear (or can no longer wear) due to a diagnosis of plantar fasciitis, a painful inflammation on the sole of your feet.
"Dude - what's up with the Jesus sandals?"
"Man, this plantar fashionitis ain't no joke, these are the only shoes I can comfortably wear!
"Man, this plantar fashionitis ain't no joke, these are the only shoes I can comfortably wear!
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