Pussy Pleaser

A guy shit talking until a sexy girl is near. Then he pretends to be mature and respectable.

I was talking to a guy at a bar about the last time we got hit in the nuts, but he went full pussy pleaser when the hot blond sat near us.

by Mack McJack May 21, 2022

Malteser pleaser

Another name for someone’s asshole or anus

“God i would love to stick it in her Malteser pleaser”

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue March 8, 2023

dawn pelate

Dawn pelate is an imaginary word you use to describe a fictional but very amazing woman that a person can not have the full attention of her whole heart emotionally or physically.

Hey Suzy your such a great person but I don't think u care about me I wish I was with dawn pelate.

by The unsigned majority March 30, 2023

Crowd pleaser

A crowd pleaser is a guy who pleases all the women around him by eating her pussy and sucking their clits.

Jane: hey I was with the crowd pleaser Joe last night, he be up on everyone’s pussy all the time and eating us all out

Becca: girl ima have to get me some of that and try his mouth on my pussy

by Gordon is here hahahahha August 14, 2023

Bitch Please

It is when a person or entity tries to challenge another person or entity, usually with false hubris, and where the other person is so superior in every way, and the other person has an attitude and stance that is so surprised at the gall at the inferior challenger, that s/he can only make an expression of "OMG do you really think you have ANY chance at challenging me".

Bitch Please. Do you even have an inkling of what you are challenging me on? I am so actually superior to you in every way, why do you even try??

by GTrieste October 13, 2023

Bitch Please

A phrase a Woman will use before she goes off. This is your warning to leave before you get caught in the cross fire

The bitch: your cinnamon roles don't even taste that good
The Woman: Bitch please......
*Tension*
*Fighting*

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

Nigga Please

A cereal that has good shit on it, like I fucking want it right now.

Person 1: Bro your cereal tastes good. What's the cereal called? So I want to nut on this cereal
Person 2 (who is a whigga): Nigga please.
Person 1: What the fuck i'm going to beat your ass up
Person 2: No, Nigga please (shows the cereal)
Person 1: Ohhh, ok now OILED UP right now.

by yeezyeatsassalot December 23, 2023