tree lengthener

A prank pulled on rookie constrution workers.

"Hey Johnny! Go to the hardware store and buy some tree lengthener."

by Sal1981 September 25, 2005

Goal-Lender

A goal-lender is a goalie who believes that he is the best player, but shows his true failure when he steps foot in front of the net. Every shot towards him is let it, almost as if he is lending goals to the other team.

Player #1: Did you see the goal-lender play today?

Player #2: Yeah! Every shot went in!

Player #3: He was practically LENDING goals!

by Drayus December 22, 2010

hot-lenny

Pissing on someones face.

She wasn't in the mood for a hot-carl last night, so I gave her a hot-lenny.

by God February 12, 2005

Lengthy jew

A person that is severely jewish and takes their religion to extreme lengths

anna: is your uncle jewish?

mish: yeah he's very jewish, keeps kosher and all.

anna: ohh so he's a lengthy jew!

by macscotlandia August 5, 2010

lennythememegod

he's gr8 m8

lennythememegod is gr8 m8

by Ambela November 21, 2016

lenja

she feels like a princess and think she's perfect. Lenja is a girl, who loves to annoy other people. It's like her hobby. She loves to watch films or play computer games.

this is lenja, but it's better for you, to call her Mrs Perfect

by schwarz300 January 5, 2017

Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018