Jesus Christ shit fuck

What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion

Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over

by Super jo jo and friends July 20, 2016

Jesus sandals

Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.

Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.

by Annie anymous September 10, 2016

Jesus Crikey

A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"

Jesus crikey, that scared the absolute shit out of me!

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

Jesus Style

When you fuck a girl while she's suspended with her hands nailed to the wall

"So, how'd it go? Did he fuck you Jesus style?"
"Nah, we were going to, but he kinda left me hanging."

by Wizeguy88 November 22, 2016

Jesusexual

A sexual orientation that consists of being so into Jesus you're not interested in sex with actual people.

Dan is such a jesusexual he didn't even respond to that girls hand down his pants because he was praying.

by Synsational May 2, 2017

jesus cabbage

Synonym for marijuana

"It's not devils lettuce, it's jesus cabbage

by Pretty.odd.stan July 31, 2017

jeaustin

Jeaustin is a very good looking person.He gets hoes just like that.Jeaustin is very loving,caring,and loyal person.He has always been like that.He’s smarter then he looks,and can achieve great things in this world.He’ll be very successful.Jeaustin’s usually have mouth drooling brown eyes,and The best hair.If you’ve a jeaustin don’t lose him,because when he’s done.He’s done.Jeaustin is taking advantage a lot,and sometimes doesn’t realize it.Jeaustin not only is a wonderful person he falls for wonderful people.Apperance isn’t a big thing to him.It’s personality.You’ve to have a connection with him.And that’s one of the things you’ll find the best out of them.Jeaustin very popular,but still hangs out with everyone of all sorts.His lunch table always full,and he always looks out for others.He helps people when they need it,and cares.He listen to your problems and he makes you feel better.He’ll make it his top priority.His dms are always filled but he’ll reply to every person equally the same.Jeaustin was originally a nerd,and has a huge glow up but still a nerd inside.Dont take Jeaustin for advantage,and don’t loose Jeaustin as friend either,because theirs only one Jeaustin like your Jeaustin in the world.

Ex.Jeaustin is a absolutely amazing person

by Bxby_Esa3 May 2, 2018