Jessd

A short dark haired thing thats constantly plotting revenge against me. And spazzes out for no reason what-so-ever

Woah jeez.. you spaz out like JESSD!

by BC.Bored June 23, 2008

Jesse

O'Brien- Below average height for a Leprechaun. Lacks all motivation to succeed in life as a human. Dreams of having a penis the size of a standard Asian. Not mechanically inclined, despite his own belief.

Jesse says- "How do you know your stick shift is in Neutral?"
DUH!!!

by AB2Z May 3, 2009

east jessamine middle school

East Jessamine Middle School was founded by nazis. its in hell but hell is shaped like a kentucky hole thing in that place thats like under canadad.It is run by drill sargent bill who is evil & fingers children named freddy. he picks it. he blows it.DSB (drill sargent bill) sucks (it) & after a hard days work of blowing/fingering children he goes 2 ur house & does ur mom. and then your sister. & sometimes the family pet. but if your lucky he just gives you a lolly pop. Strangers have the best candy though, not dsb. it will all be over soon, my pet, cause soon all the children will unite against dsb as like 800 or so kenny mcCormicks and like die and then he wont hav freddys to finger so he can die cause he will no longer hav a purpose in life.

sarah can type in the dark. because she learned it at ejms.

by agent smith July 3, 2004

jesse sorel

a boy that is small. he resembles a squirrel, and he laughs alot. Yes, he is short. And yes, calling him a squirrel is illegal unless you are julie.He happens to be ADORABLE!

Julie: MY SQUIRREL!
Jesse Sorel: What?
Otherhuman: SQUIRREL!
Jesse sorel: IM NOT YOUR SQUIRREL!

by AnqelinaZarrellaLahvsAmber:3 May 19, 2011

Jess

Jess a total babe that was brought down from heaven in to arms soft lips last cant be truned away. body like a fashionnova modle. she cute asl sexy asf and stays loyal to HER MAN.

JESS IS FINE AS HELL

by short_boytyree add on snap June 23, 2018

Jesse

Jesse is a gay male who loves nothing more than to take big cock in is anus Jesse is often found in the bedroom of any gay man who will put his penis in him

Wow Jesse sure does know how to throw it back

by The messiah of words October 10, 2019

Jess

Jess is an RAF suicide pilot . very dangerous will throw wheel chairs, one slot toasters, and crumpets at you. You defeat her with thanos mee-mees as they’ll cause her to repulse so hard she game ends herself

Plart Baul: hey nigger Jew fag whore faggot queer piss missile cock muffin dick biscuit look at that jess.

nigger Jew fag whore faggot queer piss missile cock muffin dick biscuit: yeah she’s about to E🅱️IC game end that orphanage with her suicide behind the thanos peter plane.

by peter tale from underfort show October 8, 2018