To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.
Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.
by The man without face July 26, 2010
The Black Hawk is what you call a nerd who thinks his actual name is that of a super hero. The Black Hawk generally has split personality disorders and has issues with stealing random useless objects (Mainly pencils, can also include pens and tennis balls). Make sure to stay away from The Black Hawk or he may get Temper Toxin into your blood stream.
1. Haha dude Black Hawk just took that kids pencil....
2. Why does The Black Hawk mumbling to himself after saying something?
3. This kid is a total Black Hawk. He reminds me of The Andy
2. Why does The Black Hawk mumbling to himself after saying something?
3. This kid is a total Black Hawk. He reminds me of The Andy
by Pencil Thrower April 18, 2010
When you are impaired to the point that your arms are glued down, your head is part of someone elses body, and you don't have legs anymore. In honor of the great Stephen Hawkins
by TheByrdman August 02, 2018
by Amelia2121 January 07, 2022
When performing fellatio, aka giving head, sucking dick, giving a blowjob, sometimes the performer needs to spit on it to give proper lubrication to bring the recipient to climax.
Made famous in 2024 by a viral video, it is taking the meme world by storm.
Made famous in 2024 by a viral video, it is taking the meme world by storm.
“I was giving my boyfriend head last night, and I had to give it a big ‘ol’ Hawk Thua, to lube it up good. It was sexy as fuck and he came so quick!”
by He’s Not Right June 20, 2024
Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.
by SandalSun April 04, 2021
(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)
Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"
For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)
Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.
If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"
For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)
Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.
If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
by thebrokendoggo December 05, 2024