(verb)- to make clearly fraudulent claims about personal achievements to others despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
Omg..this girl from Mathnaesium hamsticked to everyone she got into Harvard but got rejected at every single college she applied to. Now she’s scrambling to get into Hondros Community College.
by guhvelmo January 31, 2024
Get the Hamstick mug.When a man lays on top of the roof of a car and sticks his dick through the (open) sunroof and the woman essentially acts like a thirsty hamster or vice versa when a woman splits over the sunroof and then man eats that up from inside the car
Mark: yeah bro my girl sent me this tiktok about the hamster sunroof and let me tell you dude, you can’t knock till you try it, best nut ever
James: damn man I wish my girl would eat my meat like that
James: damn man I wish my girl would eat my meat like that
by Bawlsinyojawls February 21, 2024
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A cordless device, like a computer mouse, that connects wirelessly to your computer to navigate your cursor. Called this because, like a regular mouse, a computer mouse has a “tail” (wire), while a hamster does not.
by Oeedme March 1, 2024
Get the Hamster mug.When a man lays across the roof of a automobile and hangs his member from the sunroof,meanwhile the occupant(s) drink from said member like a hamster in a cage drinking from the bottle
by Sailorguy 85 March 6, 2024
Get the Hamster sunroof mug.the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.
“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”
Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”
Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
by FaggotyFag March 11, 2024
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i was caught hamstering with my girlfriend
by Wjhdydhehfhidia March 17, 2024
Get the Hamstering mug.She bragged that she was going to Harvard. But I found out we were simply hamstuck to make us feel bad. In reality, she didn’t get into Harvard and was waitlisted at Hondros community college. That is sooooo socio.
by guhvelmo March 20, 2024
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