Ham Towned

Being Hammered, Drunk, Belligerently Intoxicated, Blacking Out, or whatever other slang for being drunk is.
Oh my god Jim, its a sunday?! Why are you drinking?!
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...
by DKnDuBois' April 25, 2011
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Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.
"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."
by The Ham King January 18, 2010
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Slam Ham

Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.
One side of the bed frame collapsed, causing us to completely slam ham into the wall.
by slamhamoriginator October 14, 2023
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Ham Donked

When you get pegged by your wife’s work husband.
Adam got ham donked by his wife’s work husband.
by KGSmash May 15, 2022
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Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'


by Humperdink Rhino August 18, 2008
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Porch Ham

(n.) A large melon that is consumed during gatherings in summer months generally in a communal manner on a porch or stoop; Watermelon
Hey Jamal, we gotta head to auntie's because she's cuttin up some of that porch ham for us to munch on!
by Flannel_Patriot May 26, 2022
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Ham and cheese

When your toes hang over your slides
Damn bro! You got major ham and cheese!
She’s ham and chessing over there
Look at those toes! Ham and cheese!
by yoyofloridaboy August 22, 2022
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