Goocher

The exact definition isn't known, but it can be used to refer to someone of less superiority to the user.

Jimmy: Hey ... he is a goocher!

Frank: What's a "goocher", Jimmy?

Jimmy: I don't know ... but I think we have to kill him.

by Jeremy May 4, 2005

gooched

When someone completes a taske rejoicefully they are slapped in the face by a workmate.

Rick completed an action Item and was gooched by Grant

by Grant Cowan July 18, 2008

gooch

The middle part between your asshole and vagina

My gooch ripped when i had my baby and they had to sew it back together.

by byee December 15, 2011

Gaichas

A hardcore gay man that likes to hit on boys. A man that smokes weed intensily and rapes boys usually with the first name of joe.

Basically, a fitzgerald

Gaichas: see me after class so i can rape your asshole

Omg did you see that man gaichas that little boy!

by wat3rman12 October 31, 2007

gooch

also known as a Mariya, is a short, glasses wearing person, who likes to talk about the definition of her own name. Doesn't realize that there can be only one gooch.

"Did you see Mariya today?"
"You mean Gooch? Yeah that kid's a loser."

by Super8 December 24, 2008

Gooch

The penis. That etymology comes from a meat packing company named Gooch that marketed their german sausage as "Gooch Blue Ribbon"

"She wants the gooch." meaning she wants cock or "the blue ribbon sausage."

by MrRoadie May 30, 2009

gooching

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.

"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."

by RedMarker February 24, 2009