gooch

also known as a Mariya, is a short, glasses wearing person, who likes to talk about the definition of her own name. Doesn't realize that there can be only one gooch.

"Did you see Mariya today?"
"You mean Gooch? Yeah that kid's a loser."

by Super8 April 03, 2007

kelsey'd

to be drunk off your ass; wasted; shitfaced

I was sooo kelsey'd last night!!

by SUPER8 November 13, 2007