googled

to have your business model completely evaporate because Google decides to launch a free service that does exactly the same thing

"dude, why so glum?"
"well, i used to work for this cool internet startup, we had some great technology, and I was hoping to send my kids to college with my share options"
"what happened?!"
"we got googled..."
"mutherf*ckers!"
"hey, at least they're not evil..."

by neologo May 15, 2010

Google+

Google+ is a social networking and identity service that is owned and operated by Google, and also fucked Youtube's comment system in the ass.

John: Hey dude, did you check out the new Youtube?
Richard: Yeah, Google+ and Youtube mixed, it sucks balls, man.

by The Silly Gentleman May 26, 2014

google stalk

obsessively doing a search on google for info on a person, especially an ex, and finding out any info on the internet about them.

i google stalked my ex michael, learned that he lives in ca with his wife whom is an attorney and has 4 kids -

by salamendrina October 26, 2008

google work

To do your homework using google. To just type in the question and get the first answer from google.

Jo: This project doesn't look yours. You weren't even listening in class. How'd you know what photosynthesis is?
Ben: Google work!

by dsfasdfasfasf September 26, 2005

GOOGLEMIN

When you have nothing to do at work except surf the net looking for dumb shit

Mark "Hi Andrea, what did you do at work today?"
Andrea "I found this site, it had the funniest..."
Mark "Googlemin it did we?"

by Mark or frankie September 9, 2008

Googlelious

When good things about you are searched for and found through the Google search engine you are Googlelious.

Donald Trump is truly Googlelious.

by Casper Stockham April 23, 2007

Googlepeting

When you and someone equally lame with the same name, compete at getting your name out there, specifically on Google.

Man, now every time I Google my name, this other fool with the same name pops up on the first 3 searches before mine. That f's up my internet cred by like 70%. This Googlepeting is kicking my ass.

by Alex Mott March 2, 2008