Jesus “ hay do people still believe in God”
Ben “ yeah, why”
Jesus “ People are so stupid I made God up to get attention”
Ben “ yeah, why”
Jesus “ People are so stupid I made God up to get attention”
by Public_floats_are_public September 17, 2019
The "ultimate manipulative phrase" that self-centered/dictatorial people use to try to pressuringly persuade others to acquiesce to their wishes, usually with purely selfish intentions, and often with disastrous results. Alternatively phrased with equally false/deceitful statements such as "Well, I prayed about it, and God told me that this was what you should do" or "Well, if you really love God and are a true Christian, you would do this", it is generally designed merely to guilt-trip someone into performing an unreasonable/dangerous/potentially-injurious action which usually ends up merely benefiting the requester, while laying excessive burden/risk on the reluctant provider.
Teenage daughter: I don't like this man; I don't want to marry him. He's way too old for me, and I have glimpsed his "other side" a few times, and it ain't pretty. I'm too young to think about stuff like that yet, anyway --- I want to enjoy the social dating scene first, and meet lots of nice guys before I choose a permanent spouse.
Parent: Well, your father and I prayed about it, and it's God's will that you marry this man.
Teenage daughter: Yeah, right --- **sure** you did! Just like your other relatives did when THEY got married --- and look what miserable relationships a lot of THEM have now! They're locked into unhappy marriages that they can't get out of because **God** wouldn't approve of a divorce from one of his *sacred unions*!! Nice try, Mom --- no THANKS!
Parent: Well, your father and I prayed about it, and it's God's will that you marry this man.
Teenage daughter: Yeah, right --- **sure** you did! Just like your other relatives did when THEY got married --- and look what miserable relationships a lot of THEM have now! They're locked into unhappy marriages that they can't get out of because **God** wouldn't approve of a divorce from one of his *sacred unions*!! Nice try, Mom --- no THANKS!
by QuacksO January 22, 2017
God is morgan freeman. Morrgan freeman narrates everything and it just happens. Morgan freeman gets through ten microphone's a day narrating everyone's life because his voice turns them into gold, which he uses to fund his quest to create a real Santa Claus. Every Tim Morgan freeman smiles a baby appears in a field of kittens.
by Blue_cowz June 14, 2015
god; the reason for humans and animals, although, many people of whom god has created, refuse to believe in him. Though, some athiests are given a second chance because god loves everyone no matter what they are.
by bella4life March 20, 2017
It's filthy frank and robbie rotten
by __daddy_dank_ July 05, 2017
God is a feeling. Not a person nore some unknowen kind of intelligence. It is life itself a person feels when he/she says:"I truly believe in god". The problem really is, you cannot prove an emotion if the other person does not have the same emotion. So people invented Religions in order to explain their emotions to others who do not have this feeling. So Religions are basically just a very simply way to express the most complex things, life.
So if you try to understand what god really is, you allready lost. You cannot logically understand a emotion. Take Love and explain it logically... you will fail.
So if you try to understand what god really is, you allready lost. You cannot logically understand a emotion. Take Love and explain it logically... you will fail.
by Vodium November 01, 2004