goosecum

The cum stains on the bed after a few hours-generally very sticky

Damn honey, if you would clean it up ater we're done the shit would'nt be like goosecum to clean.

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

gonosyphilherpalaids

A combination of four STD's.

"Oh my god! She's such a slut she must have gonosypilherpalaids."
"Yeah, she must be a walking STD."

by Crystal May 14, 2005

goopsie

a large amount of water mixed with goo/slime

I'm going to pour a goopsie on her head!

by Leykooley January 16, 2017

goose

a verb: to step on the accelerator of an automobile... to floor it

Passenger to driver: Goose it!
Car: VAAROOOOOOOM

by g-speezy April 21, 2004

Goosed

1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose"

1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"

Me: "You goosed it, bud!"

2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything"

Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard ass chick.

by GooseMan March 26, 2013

Canada Goose

The new true religion. Irrelevant and will be the uniform of all form of people.

Stranger 1. "Hey, nice canada goose jacket."
Stranger 2. " Thanks, I like your canada goose jacket too."
Stranger 3. " OH MAN! Look at those canada goose jackets, I got to get a pair of those."

by definitionerer December 19, 2017

Goose Juice

The Fluids that drip from a goose while your cooking it.
When I say cooking I really mean fucking.

Jeremy was sucking a dick when he got the idea to make goose juice.

by Thomas Fudge August 8, 2006