the coolest fucken floor to ever exist... it is a floor that appears to once be a roof.. its as rare as a unicorn and if you experience one, be thankful.. floor roofs prefer to be kept in heated, flame filled areas
by floor roof scouter 2011 February 20, 2011
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"When she saw he had vacuumed the whole house, did the laundry and wiped down the kitchen, it was straight floorplay and she already started thinking about the ass he was getting later."
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The term referring to the space where people go to laugh.
(In a similar vein to dancing on a dancefloor.)
(In a similar vein to dancing on a dancefloor.)
Sound Girl: I'm so going to go hang out on the laughing floor. Everyone's over there having a laugh about something or other.
by ruefulsmile October 16, 2009
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Used to warn others of a slick floor due to the vast amount of bodily fluids excreted from said woman.
Used to warn others of a slick floor due to the vast amount of bodily fluids excreted from said woman.
Hot guy walks by
Girl: (raves about guys hotness and awesome he is)
Friend: Damn girl, I need to get you a wet floor sign
Girl: (raves about guys hotness and awesome he is)
Friend: Damn girl, I need to get you a wet floor sign
by TMoney_333 October 19, 2015
Get the wet floor sign mug.When you are very tired or without any energy,it is said that you are collapsing on the floor.Similary to fainting
by 3x3cutiv October 29, 2009
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Originating from presumably by someone putting away shopping, and a loaf of bread falls out the bag and to the floor. But the person does not notice it/ignores it and continues to put away the shopping.
Originating from presumably by someone putting away shopping, and a loaf of bread falls out the bag and to the floor. But the person does not notice it/ignores it and continues to put away the shopping.
"Don't leave the bread on the floor."
"Well sorry I left the bread on the floor."
"I'm afraid you left the bread on the floor."
"Are you leaving the bread on the floor?"
"Well sorry I left the bread on the floor."
"I'm afraid you left the bread on the floor."
"Are you leaving the bread on the floor?"
by Nammi-namm January 21, 2012
Get the Leaving the bread on the floor mug.A form of pandemonium and chaos whereby clothes are randomly strewn across one's bedroom floor. This is often deployed by anal retentives who have no respect for the inventor of the wooden clothes hanger and other ingenious storage inventions. As a result they often misplace or lose their clothes, especially when they need them the most.
Cristina&Rebecca: Where's that top I want to wear? I can't find it in my floordrobe! The film starts in five minutes.
(two hours later, outside cinema)
Adam: Hey guys, the film was great. And it was even better watching it in this jumper I just picked out of my wardrobe.
Cristina&Rebecca: We couldn't find our jumpers in our floordrobe. We missed the film. Shame on us.
(two hours later, outside cinema)
Adam: Hey guys, the film was great. And it was even better watching it in this jumper I just picked out of my wardrobe.
Cristina&Rebecca: We couldn't find our jumpers in our floordrobe. We missed the film. Shame on us.
by bugsyb March 24, 2008
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