flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.

I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Flashing the Dan

A variant on the texas lawnmower whereby you rip your shirt off at the same time.

Honey I fancy flashing the dan tonight

by Zebraman77 July 2, 2019

Flash

To lose ones temper

" I kept telling her to leave me alone and she wouldn't so I flashed"

by Fiona Apple May 20, 2018

off the flash

A word used by Sofia and Aidyn in a British accent,
when Sofia decided to turn of her flash

Sofia-oh I want the flash off
Aidyn-okay

Sofia-off the flash 🎩

by Sakuraskull April 23, 2022

flash deuce

The action of taking a dump within the time frame of 1-2 min.

before we go i gotta take a quick flash deuce.

by zaivon July 6, 2010

flash

sucky software developed by macromedia/adobe
Also: see fail

wtf??! where did that random line come from? god i hate flash

by heffer101 March 10, 2008

Gap-flash

When a woman (or possibly a man) wears a button-down shirt that is a little too tight, resulting in the fabric straining at the buttons, and forming a gap. This allows friends, family, and/or the general public to have a glimpse of your side-boob.

"Oh man! That girl should really put a sweater on."

"Why?"

"Because she's totally gap-flashin' the entire coffee shop!"

by america's cynic January 27, 2010