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Irish Flounder

To have unprotected bum sex while drunk, and high on cocaine. After bum sex is finished, asking "Bitch, why aint you suckin my dick yet" and having said bitch, suck your poopdick.
"MAN! Pat totally irish flounder'ed that chick last night!"
by niggasaurusrex January 11, 2008
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fondle-cong

Term of endearment for a male friend.
Girl to guy: "Hey fondle-cong, I love you. Now let's go get drunk"
by fivefingerslap December 6, 2006
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fondant

i wanna fondant wit u baby
by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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SCP Foundation

A collaborative shared New Weird worldbuilding project focused on the exploits of the extranational "SCP Foundation" and their mission to protect humanity from esoteric, paranatural, and extraterrestrial threats. Started as an offshoot of /x/ copypasta, and has become its own form of metafiction, encompassing fan games, films, and as inspirations for other media properties.
I think a part of me died when they started letting anyone at the SCP Foundation write 001 proposals. It's been downhill since Gate Guardian.
by Somebody, but not Nobody June 1, 2022
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See, you guys knew it from the beginning. Women ARE a curse of man. hehe. And they are indeed wiser than men are, after all.
Witchcraft and Science is the religion of the Jew. Jewish females founded Witchcraft which later became Science.
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think of you fondly

In all likelihood the weakest phrase connoting affection in the English Language...right up there with "all the same to me if you were never born"
Husband: "I miss you honey"
Wife: "oh yeah, I think of you fondly"
by Poobunny May 29, 2016
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Belly button fondling

When someone takes their finger and wiggles it around your belly button for an awkward sensation. Sometimes can be a turn on if you are into that kind of thing.
Carter was belly button fondling Faith who stared in horror at her stomach and looked away.
by Sheldaflamer November 7, 2017
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