Four to the floor

When you have to present and sell at least four accessories to a customer.

"Four to the floor, we all sell more!"

by Purpdrank March 20, 2014

Floorsexual

A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.

It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.

They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.

They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.

A young white haired boy is laying, face down on the carpet. This is a floorsexual.

by NowakiStar November 10, 2010

floor punch

The outward emotinal expression of an emo in distress.

E. Moe got so pissed when he broke up with his gf that his floor punch broke his hand.

by Corey L. July 23, 2006

floordrobe

A form of pandemonium and chaos whereby clothes are randomly strewn across one's bedroom floor. Poor President Thomas Jefferson (the inventor of the wooden clothes hangar) - just thinking how he would frown at those that spurned his invention in favor of throwing their clothes in a heap on the floor, as if clothes didn't deserve their respect.

Cristina & Rebecca: Where's that top I want to wear? I can't find it in my floordrobe! The film starts in five minutes.

(two hours later, outside cinema)

Adam: Hey guys, the film was great. And it was even better watching it in this jumper I just picked out of my wardrobe.

Cristina & Rebecca: We couldn't find our jumpers in our floordrobe. We missed the film. Shame on us.

by Adam Burrows March 21, 2008

floor of imagination

a place your head will be spiked

i'm gonna rip your fuckin head off and spike it one the floor of an nightmare you cant even imagine!!!!!

by fred "the nykyte" beggs January 20, 2004

Floornup

An intense dance move involving bobbing of the head and pivoting of the feet, while making a "bladum" sound with your mouth and tounge. And your hands must be behind your back.
To do the "bladum" sound you open and close your mouth rapidly while letting your tounge slip out of your mouth like a frog.

Check SallySue out! She's doin the Floornup! She's so cool!

"Bladumbladumbladumbladum"

by Munky/Baldy June 30, 2007

floordrobe

where all yourclothes which should be in you wardrobe are on your floor

floordrobe:when you have no clothes in your wardrobe they are on the floor instead

by Wobbl3chin March 7, 2009