English Teacher

Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.

"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."

by Maddie.03 December 30, 2019

Afro engineering

The less offensive way of saying "nigger rigging"

That guy should be shot, he did nothing but get that shit to work long enough to get away. This afro engineering is unacceptable.

by White > Rest March 15, 2016

associate software engineer

A software engineer who's getting paid in peanuts and whose primary responsibilty is to provide fellatory favors to middle and upper management.

Don't worry about cleaning those beer bottles up, thats why we hire associate software engineers.

by Tito Rhen January 17, 2007

englip

Englip is a common slang term for broken english mainly used by albanian hackers or indian/nigerian scammers

"hay bro you undastand mi?? no englip?? spek alb??"
"hay bro u got smtp? sorry me no englip"
"sry bro my englip not so good bro but u trust me bro we cash out big"

by fantasize July 27, 2009

Englishing

To be working on English homework or participating in english class.

She was Englishing late at night.

What are you doing?

Listening to Music and Englishing.

by Niceroy May 11, 2010

Engine Breather

A "firefighter" that ,for some unknown reason, begins breathing air from his/her SCBA while in the fire apparatus, while en route to a fire call. These individuals are then automatically reclassified as "Yard Breathers" once they exit the fire apparatus. See definition for "Yard Breather"

That Johnny is a damn Engine Breather, look, the trucks not even on scene and he's breathing air

by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt October 29, 2010

English egg

When you sucking your own dick and you shoot a load in your mouth and the skeet drips down your nose to your sack from the perfect head position

Johnny's doing an English egg hahahaha

by Dave Lawrence July 21, 2014