Douche Crown

This is the very technical term for that trendy boy haircut where you shave the sides and have a curly mop on top. Scroll down the Snapchat discover page for 5 seconds, and you’ll see it. And if you’re not a sheeple, you’ll cringe. If you are trying to complete the look of an asshat, be sure to add some diamond stud earrings to go with your douche crown. If you have this haircut, according to my calculations there is a 89.333% you’re an asshole, or a high school bully that thinks they’re hot shit, and you might gain the side effect of a titanic ego. (URBAN DICTIONARY PEOPLE- please let this be a definition. This is not hate speech, but instead a sign so that the people I’m talking about can read this definition and be ashamed of themselves which might just bring them to be themselves a bit more and be a jerk a bit less.) CFH

“Douche Crown” (doo-shh crown)

“A haircut reserved for assholes.”

by Gunther magnusen February 22, 2021

Douche nozzle

Douche Nozzle
1. A guy who acts and looks like a jackass. Total Misogynist. Someone who
treats woman poorly. Thinks he's much smarter than he is and talks down
to others. The ultimate douche bag.
2. Douche Canoe, Jackmo, Kirk, Hoffman, Dickmo

Wow! Our office manager, Kirk, is such a douche nozzle. He treats everyone
terribly . Short man's complex all the way. A complete ass.

by Bendy1 April 2, 2021

Douche of bros

A group three or more, often, but not exclusively young and white men who gather together to reinforce each other’s toxic masculinity. The affect on non-bros and women may include compulsive eye rolling but can result in a very dry twat. Much to dismay of any individual bro.

It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.

Alisa was really enjoying the dance party, until a douche of bros standing on the sidelines started pointing at her.

Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.

by Kisha74 July 6, 2021

thunder douche

when douche baggery extends beyond all reason in such a violent and crushing fashion a thunder clap is heard

Nate explained that he was forced to beat up his girlfriend because she made him do it. Nate exemplified being a thunder douche.

by Jaimez DIego Sanchez January 17, 2009

Top Douche

of a group of douche bags, the one who seems to be the leader

"dude, those guys are douchebags"
"ya but that guy seems to be the Top Douche"

by J-Russ February 11, 2009

croca-douche

someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.

I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico

by onslaught94 June 29, 2009

Bulldog douche

a certain variety of young white person who hangs out at bars often named "Bulldog" or "Bulldog's" or some similar variation. A Bulldog douche invariably presents a bland façade and a distinct lack of curiosity about anyone even slightly dissimilar to him-or-herself. The Bulldog douche is for the most part humorless, except when participating in the jocular restating of inside jokes. For Bulldog douches, people of another age, race, or socio-economic class are invisible, except when they are participating in social justice projects, which they do with much passion and self-righteousness. The Bulldog douche has a very bright future, and the glare coming off it can obscure almost anything a Bulldog douche does not, or cannot, see.

There's no way in hell I am going out with you to The Bulldog and hanging out with all those Bulldog douches!

by vedaslade March 24, 2010