duck dive

Pushing your surfboard under an oncoming wave or white water with your knee or foot in an attempt to avoid being throttled.

You see that kook out there, he don't even know how to duck dive.

by skullcap January 13, 2004

Duck Paste

Noun. Used to describe the pate coloured substance found at the entrance on the anus and/or on a penis during or after anal sex with a dirty whore. The substance itself is a mixture of shit, anal lubricant & pre-cum. Rare to be seen in porno films produced today but a common sight in pioneering anal & dp porn during the 1970's and 1980's. Now days, female porn stars avoid 'duck paste syndrome' by pre-shoot enema or colic irrigation

"Yuck, that chick I just ass-fucked left duck paste all over my cock...I better get her to lick it off."

by Ian Grant November 7, 2004

duck dress

A dress or skirt so short one can almost see your stuff.

"I saw Melinda at Mike's party. She was wearing a duck dress."

"A WHAT!?!"

"A duck dress - you know, 1 inch below the quack."

by hottschtuf June 19, 2009

fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an ourangoutang orgie at the zoo
whack whack whack a yak
give it to an eew
69 a porcupine ill bet hell like it too

c above

by bob May 12, 2003

Feed the Ducks

Jacking it.

Called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.

"Your dad was cleaning the pool with his shirt off, so I had to go home and feed the ducks."

by Wesnile In Bulk January 10, 2012

f a duck

something u yell when your realy frustraighted.

f a duck,my horse lost again!!

by tha goods August 25, 2006

scud duck

the scummiest female you can possibly imagine. The foulest creature known to mankind. A cross between a swampdonkey and a prostitute. Known for possibly having STD's and infamous for a leaky butthole and stank vaginas.

Oh my god, look at that. That guy is talking to that scud duck over there! Fuckin hurt man!

by google me bitch May 24, 2008