Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

by MOPNB May 12, 2008

candy

the paint on a car.

a decked out car.

all the ATL niggas wanna jack,
cuz i'm from texas, they never seen candy with a fifth on the back.

by pojimoko May 29, 2005

nigga-candy

Slang for fried chicken or in some cases watermelon.

Man is that some nigga-candy I smell?

by Mnasty July 20, 2008

ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

candyland

anything that happens when a member of the opposite sex that is at least 3 years older than you comes over to your house when no one is home. Can be anything from sitting and talking, making out, or anything sexual.

Carol: What happened when Jake was over?
Emma: We played candyland!
Carol: nice!

by sexybeastxx March 31, 2009

candy gram

Inmortalized in the Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles, a candy gram is an easily recognizable explosive trap that only a moron would fall for.

I can't believe you fell for that candy gram! Are you a moron?

by LSzyd June 11, 2006

candychu

A girl who is obviously too old for you but doesn't reject you/ back away because she's pedo like that. Will most likely feel some form of depression at 18 years of age as this is when her actions will no longer be forgiven. Don't worry because certain 15 year olds don't mind.

Candice: How old are you?
Brendan: 15, how about you?
Candice: I... am 18
Brendan: Man, that's so Candychu

by timar June 7, 2009