Da Crap

The short and more forceful way of saying, "What the crap?!"

Guy #1: "I'm gonna call my bird Meety!"
Guy #2: "Da crap?! Meety? What kind of bird name is that?"

by zer64 December 28, 2011

Monster crap

When somone takes the most humongous shit in a public toilet and there is no paper on top so you know they didn't wipe

Fuck, somone took the biggest Monster crap in the school toilet.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Holy crap

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

A piece of crap

A adjective to describe something very bad or crap

That milkshake is a piece of crap

by Bruhumcoolsicko May 29, 2021

Inter-crap

A basic combonation of the words internet and crap. Means spam, junk mail, bad websites, eBay-like-websites, things that are just plain wrong on the internet, websites that say they have things but they really don't, etc...

most websites that have anything to do with a children show is usually a porn sight or a load of inter-crap

by The Claw May 4, 2005

snap crap

Super boring pics sent through the SnapChat application.

I am so tired of Max's snap crap blowing up my phone!

by erinsky1345 March 6, 2014

cock-a-doodle-crap

A phrase used to express exasperation and mild displeasure.

Boss: You're going to have to work half an hour late tonight.

Employee: Cock-a-doodle crap.

by Eric May 2, 2003