Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 9, 2020

cooked

When someone or something is truly, utterly, and definitively fucked, typically with little or no hope of recovery

"Damn, Joey didn't revise shit for tomorrow's exam, it's the entire year's material!"

"Bro is cooked"

by MrSonnen June 11, 2024

Riley cook

He is the most gayest person in the world.

Boy#1 “get your hands off Riley cook he is mine!!!”
Girl #1 “go ahead Riley Cook is ugly, and has no lips.”

by Juan Pablo Escobar February 23, 2020

get the pastels cooking

1) to go out and "get the ball rolling", so to speak, with a certain physical activity

2) when one is "rusty" at a certain sport and they want to get back into shape or return to the state in which they previously performed in a consistent manner due to an upcoming event in which that person or persons will compete at said sport/activity
3) to heat up and eat one's artistic supplies

Ay boys, lax season is right around the corner so we gon' go out this afternoon and get the pastels cooking

Wow, Grayson is pretty good considering he hasn't played in a while; he musta got them pastels cooking awhile ago

by skillz4thabillz January 5, 2017

cooks feet

All the built up dead skin on a Chef feet that allows him to stand on his feet for long periods or hours throughout the day

Man, I just did a 15 hour shift at the restaurant, but thanks to cooks feet my feet don’t hurt

by #ChefLife August 19, 2018

catherine cooke

Sexiest bitch in the fucking nation STUPID THICC AND HOT. Can shut a bitch up quick, and is a very loyal person( if she likes you of course), which is highly unlikely. Everyone else is trash besides her.

Catherine Cooke is da best

by Heyyyyybitches June 2, 2018

Cooked

Some who is struggling or has given up academically

“Bro Jason got a F on the test! He’s cooked”

by Anonymous 45504 June 9, 2025