Confuckered

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.

This is one confuckered website!

by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003

conflabulate

to distract oneself from folly
(to talk shit)

jim conflabulates all the time

by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

confubbled

Physically confused and mentally disoriented.

Is it amusing to watch a confubbled person, but only vaguely amusing to be the confubbled person.

by Coty's Girl November 26, 2005

Conflict Cocoa

Chocolate that contains cocoa which is not fair trade.

I can't eat that, it's conflict cocoa!

by AnishaK March 28, 2007

confuzed

(adj.)-something a person gets when they don't understand something. Therefore they are CONFUZED.

Sophia is the definition of confuzed. She always gets and always is.

by ggaspar730 July 8, 2010

Confuzzled

This is when a person is confused and frustrated at the same time.

David: "Man, I am confused I need help pleasing my wife and its frustrating!"

Johnny: "Dude, you're confuzzled"

by Ling Ling 2013 September 7, 2013

Configure

The act of completely and immediately resolving a problem or issue of absolutely any given nature through pure brilliance and outstanding nerve. A rare phenomenon; typically native to a devestatingly attractive and intelligent individual, who pretty much just goes around fixing stuff. Like a boss.

"Dude. I don't know how you sorted that situation!"
"I know, at first it was a head-scratcher - but in the end I configured the hell out of it."

by Jet245 July 25, 2014