Skip to main content

Christfucker

A person who fucks only those of the Christian Denomination.
Guy 1: Dude, why is that is you are such a christfucker?
Guy 2: Because they love anal!!!!
by JW6854 November 13, 2007
mugGet the Christfucker mug.

Christian Metal

Christian Metal? Are you %$#@ing kidding me?
by blackhumor January 21, 2010
mugGet the Christian Metal mug.

Christian

A person who has realized that they have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and has humbly turned from their sins(the definition of repentance), and has submitted their life to the Lordship of Jesus Christ and has trusted in Him(Jesus Christ) as Lord and Savior and obey Him! Notice, I say trust in Jesus Christ, the son of God alone! We don't trust in "mother" Mary, saints, a priest, the pope, the book of mormon, or anything like that.

A Christian is not someone who is merely religious, goes to church, prays prayers, reads bibles, was baptized, or any of that stuff. That stuff is good, but if there's no inward change that results in outward change and good fruit, they are not truly saved.

In addition, despite what many say, God's Grace is NOT a license or a covering for sin, and Christians are not unconditionally eternally secure. A Christian can lose their salvation by renouncing Jesus Christ, especially during times of persecution, by unrepentant willful sin, or by believing a false gospel, or by taking the Mark of the Beast during the 7 year Tribulation period when the Antichrist will be reigning and will require people to worship him and take a mark of loyalty indicating their loyalty to him(the Antichrist) in order to partake in commerce as well to avoid beheading. However, the Bible warns that if ANYONE takes the mark, regardless of the reason, they will spend eternity in the Lake of Fire. Taking 666 is an unforgivable sin. Revelation 14:9-11.
The twelve Apostles, the Apostle Paul, those who have died as martyrs for the faith, the future Tribulation Christians who endure to the end by refusing to take the 666 mark despite the pressures of social rejection, persecution, possible torture, starvation, and the death penalty.
by Preacher of Repentance March 9, 2010
mugGet the Christian mug.

Christian Bale

The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.
I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.

But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
by Sloppy Thrustin April 27, 2008
mugGet the Christian Bale mug.

Christian Porn

When a self proclaimed person declares themselves a Christian and is caught watching Porn.
Man, I just caught that Christian dude watching porn on his laptop!

Must be Christian Porn!
by Uarebusted April 30, 2014
mugGet the Christian Porn mug.

Christian Grey

by Dumbzitch January 7, 2021
mugGet the Christian Grey mug.

Christian Death Metal

(noun) Hard core metal/rock with religious messages; see "Christalica"
I fucking love Jesus!
If you don't believe in God, go to hell!
*insert guitar chord*
*jump into crowd*
by Kate January 14, 2004
mugGet the Christian Death Metal mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email