Candy Apple

The shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an anus prolapses, or in more dire circumstances the uterus itself

Damn That girl got done up and dropped out. Look at the candy apple on this skank!

by GeorgeRBourdieu November 12, 2012

Candy hole

Pussy,cunt ,twat ect.

She's got a good candy hole.

by The Fury 13 October 26, 2010

candy corn

The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.

I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.

by sarcastic November 3, 2003

candy canes

A word used for drugs. Most of the time it's cocaine.

Drug Dealer:Jou vant sum candy canes man?
Street Dude:What the fuck is a candy cane????
Drug Dealer:cocaina

by Go Fuck YO SELF August 14, 2007

Candy Corning

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.

Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.

by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010

Candy floss

A thong bathing suit bottom worn by a rocket.

Boy, her candy flossed assed thong is sweet!

by Das bin ich March 4, 2019

Lap Candy

Very similar to arm candy, but the lady sits on the man's lap. The lady can be going out with the man, or she just decided to sit there, making the guy look cooler.

Wow was Cassidy Jack's lap candy last night?

Yeup Jack looked pretty cool with Cassidy on his lap.

by MGunner December 11, 2011