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Brantford

City in Southern Ontario, known for it's high ratio of Crime to Population. This is largely due to a lack of employment, restless youth, crack addiction, and a lazy police force.

It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)
I live in Brantford, and I'm a degenerate hoodlum myself
by Johnny Malvado April 3, 2011
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Branching Tree

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.
by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009
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Brandon

one who will love a certain girl for ever.
brandon wont stop brandoning Leah
by i like pizza December 14, 2008
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brandon

the most amazing man i have ever met he made me feel so special. Extremely hilarious and sexy he makes me smile and i miss him
man that guy is so brandon
by jessa456 May 18, 2011
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Brand New Eyes

The third full length album of the awesome Paramore. The album was written while the band was dealing with a lot of "internal problems".

Includes:
Careful
Ignorance
Looking Up
Brick by Boring Brick
The Only Exception
Joe: Yo you get da new Paramore brand new eyes album?

Julia: Duh dood!!!!!!! I love Paramore!!!!
by Parawhore12345678910 March 30, 2010
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West Branch Area School

West Branch Area School is located in Morrisdale, Pennsylvania. This school was once based on pride and honor until the school board hired inside kin. The football program was once known for their mental toughness and offensive power. It's now one of worst teams in the state, in which people still believe that this program matters. Much of the respect for this school has been lost, from either the lack of teaching or the teachers that believe they're above the students. Bachelor degrees is not mandatory at this place of academia, having family is much more prioritized than college degrees. With the expansion of family members, this place of academia is less known as a place of study. Many of the students are favorited, which makes teaching less promising.
Hey man, where did you go to school?
West Branch Area School
Oh alright, that explains why you're working at Dairy Queen.
by DairyQueenEmployee January 2, 2011
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brantley'd

to have a massive splotch of sperm in ones eye.
person1:What happened to his eye?
person2: He got brantley'd last night.
by a-thepostmastergeneral. April 23, 2009
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