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BIG BAD BISEXUAL BRAD

His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.
Hey look! It’s big bad bisexual Brad at the spa!! Getting manipeddis
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Ur uncle bisexual

Roast: worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined
Little Boy: Ur mom gay
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*
by Bosaboy51 May 10, 2018
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Ur grandpa bisexual

bisexual grandpa” is far worse than any insult in the book it’s pretty much all the insults combined
Joe: hey nick I hear about how UR MOM GAY!
Nick: no u
Joe: well I have something to beat that UR GRANDPA BISEXUAL
Nick: Fuck.
by Banditurmom69 May 10, 2018
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Gold-star bisexual

A bi (with both homo & hetero attraction) person who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
by Akrysta July 27, 2022
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Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi (with both homo & hetero attraction) person who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
"I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao"
by Akrysta November 21, 2022
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These Hands bisexual

This a quote by Noah Rug
by noahrug December 18, 2022
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Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi person (with both homo & hetero sexual attraction) person who has only been physically intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
I'm not one of those "bi" girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Fuck yes I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I will never be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
by Akrysta January 12, 2023
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