When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter
Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
by Creamymiddle November 24, 2009
Get the Bacon Cupcake mug.n. A common cure for most diseases. However, because of its
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana
v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana
v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.
Alex: "David, I got aids from that ho last night."
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."
David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."
David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*
by AlexWhiteRules September 22, 2010
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by nytelyte October 26, 2010
Get the bacon smack mug.A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.
Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.
Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.
by bewbzallis March 18, 2011
Get the Bacon Nudes mug.A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.
Example:
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.
by Matt Dick the Bacon Cowboy January 2, 2012
Get the Bacon Cowboy mug.The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.
Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.
Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.
"Honey do you need me to pick you up anything from the store?"
"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"
"what's bacon on bacon?"
"you'll see..."
"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"
"what's bacon on bacon?"
"you'll see..."
by Umberto Baggio September 21, 2012
Get the Bacon on Bacon mug.I was involved in some serious baconography this morning.
I'm concerned about the recent rise in the level of interest Leroux has been showing towards baconography.
I'm concerned about the recent rise in the level of interest Leroux has been showing towards baconography.
by fireferret September 23, 2012
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