whatever floats your boat

(Idiom) What you do is your choice

You can go for the hot chick, or you can try and get a new car from that fat chick by eating her out, whatever floats your boat.

by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004

boat shoe

A type of leather shoe that native Californians use to identify out-of-towners. Almost always the out-of-towners are from the East Coast.

Bro, look at that tool wearing short shorts and boat shoes. Doesn't that East Coast douche own a pair of flip-flops?

by calibro6969 November 30, 2013

Out and about in a boat

When your talking to Canadians, you tell them to say this because they can't pronounce it correctly.

American: Damn, I forgot my glasses. Can you read this for me.

Canadian: "Oot an aboot ina boot." It doesn't make any sense, don't cha know?

American: Hahaha, its "out and about in a boat!" Your lack of pronunciation is ridiculous!!!!

Canadian: You friggin hoser...

by goalie75 September 23, 2009

Swift Boating

Noun: A well orchestrated campaign of character assassination and disinformation instigated by a concealed proxy.

"...Once (Cindy) Sheehan could no longer be ignored, the Swift Boating began. Character assassination is the Karl Rove tactic of choice, eagerly mimicked by his media surrogates, whenever the White House is confronted by a critic who challenges it on matters of war. The Swift Boating is especially vicious if the critic has more battle scars than a president who connived to serve stateside and a vice president who had "other priorities" during Vietnam.

"The Swift Boating of Cindy Sheehan" By Frank Rich. New York Times Op-Ed 8/22/05
http://www.iht.com/protected/articles/2005/08/21/news/edrich.php

by Clem Snide July 18, 2008

glass bottom boat

A boat with a glass bottom. This allows its passengers to view the water beneath them from the safety of the boat.

Joe: I want to go scuba diving but im afraid of sharks.

Steve: Just take a ride on a glass bottom boat, you can see the ocean and theres no danger of sharks.

by tinki94 August 7, 2009

get the boat

Get the boat was originally a racist comment. People used to say 'Get the boat back to banana island.'. This was shortened down to 'get the boat' as to mean 'get out'.

You are really pissing me off, get the boat.

by RobertBarrett April 26, 2006

Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

The act of placing cellophane over your partner's mouth, then deficating on the celophane. Your partner then takes your feces into his/her mouth and tongues it through the celophane.

I used'd up all of the saran wrap last night givin' mah bitch a glass-bottom steam boat fo' her birfday

by VanMan423 July 10, 2003