Father

A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.

Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.

by Kat Daniel August 25, 2019

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co-father-in-law

Child-in-law's father.

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Father

someone who will never come back

father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell

by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022

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I mean, at least one of his kids know he's a retarded piece of shit.

Hym "Make sure the rest of his kids know their father is a retard. And make sure Ben's kids know their religion is an incest cult. Shout it at them in the streets."

by Hym Iam February 8, 2025

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