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Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
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Ace Face

A guy/girl who's facially blessed and easy on the eyes.
by Prettime April 12, 2016
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Brown Face

The Act of smearing a zebra's shit all over your face to the point you can't see and your brown because you smeared zebra shit all over you face cause your brown
Im Canceling you for brown face
by Bangin' your daddy February 19, 2023
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face plant

Basically the same as “painting his/her face” just has more of a dramatic effect
He gave me the fattest face plant
by 25pilots December 30, 2021
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Face

OH MY GOOD YOUR LEGS ARE FACE
by RWILSON3 April 10, 2017
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busting on JJ face

When Zack bust all over JJ face
I'm bout to be busting on JJ face
by BIg D NIg June 2, 2025
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