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snot face skittle fart

Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.
Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.
by Jeepin James July 6, 2017
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Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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Nap Face

Someone who's face is so boring looking that you just want to take a nap. Their presence alone drains the energy out of you. Just looking at them makes you want a cup of coffee.
Excuse me Bobby, can you repeat that, I fell asleep looking at your nap face.
by Fun Time Sally October 11, 2018
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shady face

Used to describe a girl who looks hotter with sunglasses on than they actually are.
"Damn! That girl looked hot until she took her sunglasses off. What a shady face."

"I can't tell tell if she's pretty or not, her freakin' shades are covering like 3/4's of her freakin' face!"
by chillad October 28, 2012
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hot in the face

someone who is "hot in the face" has an attractive face. This leaves aside the question whether they have a hot body or hot personality.
Lex Fridman is hot in the face -Dasha Nekrasova
by yeah buddy 2020 March 18, 2023
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International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day

Sometimes it happens, you’re holding your phone above your face and then you suddenly drop it on your face. Your phone often hits your nose since it’s centered on your face. Sometimes you’re just having a bad day.
*About to take a picture* And your phone drops on your head. ”Oucch my nose! It must be my unlucky day, must be the International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day”
by A Croatian Dude July 22, 2019
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open faced boss sandwich

Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.
I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.
by Airloven February 22, 2009
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