13 year old

the last year of being an official child. Children range from 6-13.

A child who is 13

"Who's that child over there?", "oh it's a 13 year old girl. "

by Children & teen worker January 30, 2019

one year past

The worst reason for a bunch of fuck ups, in a band ever

ROCKER 1: Dude did you see that band one year past?
ROCKER 2: Oh yeah, they were jacked man, what a bunch of fuck ups!
ROCKER 1: yah i know, but did you hear the screamths?

by serves you right September 8, 2005

five year plan

When the object of your affections is *just* a bit too young, but give it five years...

"Dude, she's illegal"
"Yeah but she's my five year plan"

by Al2007 May 11, 2007

New Year Flu

The sudden "sickness" that you catch, preventing you from completing your New Year's Resolution.

Bill: McDonalds? I thought you said your wife was going to try to lose weight this year.

Ray: She was going to sign up for the gym, but she caught the New Year Flu.

by rydizz January 2, 2012

Chinese New Year

when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.

Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died

by nerdymatt98 June 16, 2011

Dick Year

Approximately twelve days

It took me a dick year to get to work this morning.

by e_a_k June 29, 2006

new year's eve

the night before the next year

december 31st

by nick January 4, 2004