Wanger

sexual intercourse

My boyfriend gave me some good wanger last night.

by Cynthia September 28, 2003

bloody wanker

somebody that masterbates every day

shut up you bloody wanker...and go download some porn

by the fart mstr April 15, 2008

wanker

1. A wholly undesirable and/or annoying person (usually male).
2. Someone who frequently masturbates or "wanks".

1. "That Paul fellow, he's a bit of a wanker."
2. "Simon, he's a wanker don't you know?"

by Mernard May 17, 2006

Pusse-Wanger

A smelly dog, that smells other dogs up the anial hole.

When my dog went to some other ass-wholes dog and smelled his anial whole
I yellped "YOU PUSSE-WANGER!!!"

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

wandering hand

v., adj., n., - when a male's hand finds its way into his pants whilst sleeping - seemingly on its own.

It wasn't that he had an itch, or was especially aroused, when he awoke with his hands down his pants, Kevin just chalked it up to wandering hand.

by pantsthemusical July 7, 2008

design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by Jono February 16, 2005

schwance-wancer

A female who desires your cock

Dude, that bitch is such a schwance-wancer, she was all over you last night.

by Patkins October 25, 2007