Tornadians

A group of autistic geniuses who have no social life yet pretend to get all of the bitches. They also try to seem relatable by hopping on all the latest trends.

Person 1 : "Those kids? They're all Tornadians."
Person 2: " Yeah dude, they pretend to get all the bitches, and aren't even cool or relatable by hopping on recent trends."

by MitochondriaJammers August 23, 2017

windy tornado

when your performing a missionary position , and a girl performs a bowel movement on your penis , which then makes everything very awkward.

trevor:man i was railing this chick in a field last night in the missianary position and the chick blew the madest windy tornado on me.
tyler:dude that's weak , windy tornados are grody .

by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007

awkward tornado

similar concept to an awkward turtle , an awkward tornado is when one puts their hands out to either side, and spins around whilst shouting "AWKWARD TURTLE" at the top of their lungs, to diffuse tension in a super awkward situation.

used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.

the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.

Brett: Hey check that milf over there, she's well fit. I so would.

Will: Dude... that's my mum.

Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!

by kingofyall May 9, 2010

tonk

To strike with ones penis.

Joe tonked the handrail so hard it rang like a bell.

by Richard Platzman February 7, 2004

Tonkey

a fat pastey white boy who wears shirts to tight and has an afro-puff OR goes by the name of will Jackson..cause he is a stupid faggot...

Me: Hey look its tonkey!
Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!
Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!
Nique and me: Ok!

by The Idiot Savant April 27, 2004

tonk

big, large, fat ect.

dat feilds well tonk,
errr u seen dat boy hes butters hes well tonk

by cat November 18, 2004

tonk

A term of endearment between homosexuals in the american southwest, also a request for anal sex.

"Oh Derek won't you come over and tonk me tonight?"

by Peter February 24, 2005