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Time Troll

Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.
Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.

Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.
by TheRealZappBrannigan July 18, 2018
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Troll-bump

A "troll-bump" is the exact same thing as a "fist-bump" (search "fist bump" if you don't know what that is) but used among and between trolls upon successful trolling.
*class was canceled*

Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!

Mark: Really troll 2?!

Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!

*Mark runs off to class*

Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*
by Umad_Khattak January 7, 2012
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Troll Cave

Noun: A place on the internet that is inhabited by one or many trolls. A troll cave can be set up anywhere, as long as there is at least one troll that is frequents the area in discussion.
www.4chan.com/b/ would be a troll cave and a wide variety of trolls reside there and will often procreate to make more trolls; these new trolls ar known as newfags on 4chan.

It is wise to avoid provoking them or feeding them.
by dasasda October 16, 2012
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reality troll

A person who trolls others, only in person. It could be over text or during conversation.
The reality troll wouldn't stop making black jokes in downtown chicago.
by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 22, 2010
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Troll-block

Like A cockblock, but instead block yours ability to troll someone.
Facebook wont let me change my name to "No One" or "Nobody" So I can like someone's status and say Nobod like this..... Facebook, you're a Troll-block.
by suskygirl July 14, 2011
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Mass Trolling

Something someone does on Facebook, for example, to destroy someone's news feed. This often happens on a daily basis causing them to be unfriended frequently. But they don't care, because they are most likely a douche anyways. They constantly upload videos, link youtube videos, post status' and pictures. These status' often include very mediocre statements, ideas and information. Once in awhile they post something interesting, but most likely, they wont.
Chance posted a link.

Chance updated his status... 40 times.

Chance posted a link...

Chance wrote on So-and-so's wall.

Chance posted yet another a link.

Chance was tagged in a photo... of himself.

Chance updated his status.

Chance likes your status.

Chance likes "Mass Trolling."
by pissedofffacebookuser December 24, 2011
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analog troll

A person, usually of an older generation, who derives pleasure from trolling on non-online platforms, such as radio phone-ins and newspaper letter pages
My Dad was on the radio last night praising Hitler. He's such an analog troll.
by Chang And Eng April 20, 2018
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