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Tootsie Squirt

To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.
Oh hey, did you see matt? He got tootsie squirted all over!
by peppichino69 May 21, 2024
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bacon squirt

A greasy squirt that bacon has to offer.

Could also mean a puss that squirt just like bacon.
Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"
by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 7, 2024
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Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
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bump squirt

A Bump Squirt is said when a man needs to orgasm quickly due to an urgent matter. It is usually uttered during vaginal or anal intercourse. It can also tell two people to hurry up because of an urgent concern. It means one more bump or thrust and then cum, Now!
Bump Squirt! My dad is coming up the stairs!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!
by What’s up! November 21, 2024
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The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate
I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work
by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025
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Hershey Squirt

When you explosive diarrhea in your tight whites and throw up at the exact same time.
Dont drink too much you might Hershey Squirt
by shams35 January 27, 2026
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kim squirt

When you are tucked so hard your nose bleeds and squirts everywhere!
Damn I kim squirted all over the bed sheets.
by kim squirt February 12, 2026
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