Get the Soiled mug.Guy 1: yea that guy smells like shit it’s a smell I can’t quite describe but it is fucking awful
Guy 2: that’s just sizer sizing it up with his big EYEBROWS
Guy 2: that’s just sizer sizing it up with his big EYEBROWS
by jesuschrist100 March 27, 2023
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Get the Size mug.A tactile-sensory nerve in a woman's vaginal walls dat help her estimate how big a guy's hoo-haw is by measuring how much it trembles and throbs against said love-tunnel as he's thrusting inside of her.
Some male intercourse-partners ask a "new" lady --- i.e., one whom he's just met, and so she has not yet laid eyes on his guy-junk --- to let him start out having sex wif her without her actually seeing his "equipment" beforehand (this could be accomplished by either initially having her be blindfolded or simply beginning said bouncy-bouncy wif all da lights off), but instead merely notice how his love-pipe actually feels inside of her before deciding how satisfying its length/girth/shape is for her; in this instance, she needs to rely solely on her sizemometer to determine how well-hung he is.
by QuacksO June 8, 2023
Get the sizemometer mug.One who is similar to or identifies with Susie from Deltarune. A big, strong, kinda dumb but very sweet woman who bullies people, but only because she comes from a terrible living situation. Also doesn't care about the status quo, often an anarchist or some kind of leftist.
"Damn, Susie is kind of based. I wanna be strong so I can be a Soozer."
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"I have a girlfriend now!"
"What's she like?"
"She's an absolute Soozer! A herbo, even!"
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"I have a girlfriend now!"
"What's she like?"
"She's an absolute Soozer! A herbo, even!"
by sameen_ September 5, 2023
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