Asshole Smoothie

The food equivalent of how you feel after a night of drug use, alcohol abuse etc. etc.

I feel like an asshole smoothie after that party last night.

by Party Boy NW June 23, 2009

fruit smoothie

1. A reference to a homosexual male or an effeminite heterosexual male with a smoothly shaved or naturally bare chest.

2. When two homosexual males are at the beach, the one that is applying suntan lotion to the other is known as the fruit smoothie.

Look at the hot guy with the bare chest playing volleyball! Don't get your hopes up, he's probably a fruit smoothie.

What about the hot guy on the beach towel over there? Forget him. I just saw him rubbing suntan lotion on the guy next to him. He's a fruit smoothie!

by Pinky518 July 16, 2010

fruit smoothie

when a woman takes a variety of fruit (bananas, grapes, strawberry pieces, etc) and mashes it up a little. then she takes the mixture of fruit is inserted into her vagina, then eaten out by her sexual partner.

guy: Hey honey i'm hungry

eat her out...***
girl: I have a fruit smoothie, want some?

guy: Sure ^^

***Girl lays on the floor and spreads her legs and lets the Guy
eat her out***

by chowder<3 August 29, 2010

smooter

If you say smooth real fast it becomes smoot. Combine that with "er" you have smooter. Smooters can be used to describe how you fucked a girl.

I really smootered this girl last night.

by Mikey "Smooter" Mcintyre May 8, 2005

Smooth As Butter

A term used to describe how amazing a person looks. Specifically people named Aidan

Man Aidan looks smooth as butter right now

by Amazing Boulder Boy6969 February 16, 2020

warm smoothie

Fellatio. Or, at least good fellatio. Originally coined by Jeremy, RN. Has now become common ER language.

Man, I sure would like a warm smoothie and a Sierra Nevada Pale

by chase t February 17, 2006

Rusty Smoothie

A sexual maneuver involving the prior eating of cayenne pepper and laxative laden foods, in order to release the bowels into a suspecting sexual partner's face.

"Boris, will you give me a Rusty Smoothie later?"
"Sure dollface, I'll 'heat up the blender'."

by TheAngryBurger February 4, 2010