Schmoonding

Doing nothing but laying around and jerking off

Mr. Coomer was not in fact schmoonding on the job.

by NoxMelo December 24, 2021

Schmoopin

When you steal the tires off of someone's car.

Man that homeless man was really schmoopin my car last night.

by Jesus of McDonald's December 29, 2021

Schmoozefest

The belief that one can smooth-talk their way throughout life

Chris: Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo americano?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna

Sean: Ebic! Schmoozefest

by bigprophetbeats March 15, 2022

Schmockmock

Who is that Pokémon ???

SCHMOCKMOCK.

Call your Friend Schmockmock when you want him to Know that you wanna suck ist PP

by GodofPPs March 17, 2022

Schmodifier

When you are playing Dungeons and Dragons and you ask for a modifier on a stupid roll.

Player: I want to roll to seduce the castle wall.

Dungeon Master: Roll performance.

Player: I rolled a 12!

Dungeon master: What’s your Schmodifier?

by Modern K. February 16, 2022

Schmonzo

A girl you fell in love with and give crazy nicknames with phenomenal Boobs

"Hey Schmonzo, how was your day?"

by Boserichard912 February 23, 2022

schmombobled

The act of being gobsmacked

Taylor: I’m so confused
David: You’ve been schmombobled!

by Hotfraclin February 28, 2022