poo pants

Someone who has pooed his or her pants. Can be identified by a familiar stinkiness and an awkward guilty expression.

"Ew you stink. You're a poo pants!"

by Cartoonist December 13, 2012

Pussy Pants

the new term for Skinny jeans worn by men.

Look at that wimpy hipster on the corner wearing those tight ass "Pussy Pants!"

by musicbyanton February 5, 2012

Goal Pants

n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.

my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)

Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?

When she was three!

Now thats some goal pants!

by RedDan69 February 26, 2011

Dad Pants

After a long, stress filled day at work, a man, preferably a father tends to unbutton his pants and hang loose. Maybe he'll even have a beer.

My boss was a total asshole today, he wouldn't get off my case! Soon as I got home I got my dad pants on.

by Gloofa February 2, 2009

Cookie Pants

Usually sweats or lose fitting pants that are used to eat cookies or any other types of fatty foods. Usually used for females when they are feeling lazy, PMS, have unexplanable cravings or breakups.

Oh my gawd! A pazookie so sounds good! I guess it's cookie pants day.

by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

Pukey Pants

A person who drank way too much then puked either on themselves, on their stuff, on other people, or on other people's stuff.

"Hey did you have fun at Saugeen this weekend?"
"Yeah, but I puked all over Jess and Ashley's room"
"Bahaha Pukey Pants!"

by Nairnsy27 February 9, 2006

pants-crappingly

An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.

I think viking metal is some of the most pants-crappingly awesome music there is out there!

by Kevin Tracy August 6, 2007