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turkey pants 

Pants designed originally for pregnant women to wear during pregnancy (you know, the ones with the gigantic elastic waist), but utilized by fat people to allow for waist expansion during the consumption of a massively large meal, such as Thanksgiving.
OMG, why did I wear jeans, they have no give! I need some turkey pants to finish this meal!
turkey pants by Commodore84 July 5, 2010

Phatt Pants 

Phatt Pants (also known as Phatties or Phatts) are loose fitting pants made from denim or other durable materials.

The pants are fitted to the waist, however expand towards the ground where the feet are completely covered by the pants due to their width. The pants are generally covered in different designs of reflective material, ravers take pride in making their own designs in order to display their individuality on the dance floor.

Phatt Pants are usually worn by ravers who dance to genres of music such as Hardstyle, Hardcore, Techno and other electronic music. They are most commonly associated with the dance known as the Melbourne Shuffle.

The purpose of covering the feet and the use of reflective materials is that when in a rave, only the reflectors can be seen, giving the impression that the dancer is gliding across the dance floor. They also just look totaly awesome!
Dude those are totally awesome Phatt Pants!

That guy looks amazing in those Phatties!

Far out! The Phatts make him glide!
Phatt Pants by d5ive November 7, 2010

pussy pants 

yo did yo see those pussy pants she had on
pussy pants by Dose it matter October 10, 2012

Sparkly Peacock in Your Pants 

When one is very pissed off
Uncle Oley throws his new invention off of the table in rage because it doesn't work.
"Uncle Oley, what is wrong? Do you have a Sparkly Peacock in your Pants"-Hans
Uncle Oley punches Hans in the face

Chemical Warfare Pants 

A style of military trouser, possibly of Israeli vintage, that achieved wide popularity in the city of Lancaster and surrounding areas of southeastern Pennsylvania for several years in the late 1980s, particularly among followers of punk rock, New Wave, and other musical, social, and political fringe movements. Whether the trend extended to other regions of the country is currently unknown. The pants, familiarly known as "chems," are characterized by a drawstring waist, a lack of pockets, and knitted elastic cuffs, and constructed of a light military duck fabric (of questionable utility, one suspects, in actually protecting the wearer from weaponized chemicals). The only known purveyor of the pants was the underground-fashionable military surplus store and scene hub DMZ, located on N. Queen St. in Lancaster, which closed its doors in the mid-1990s. As with many of DMZ's "peacetime accessories," wearing chemical warfare pants constituted for some a subtle ironic protest against the military-industrial complex in the waning days of the Cold War. It should also be noted that they simply looked cool and were damned comfortable. All sources suggest that chemical warfare pants of this particular style are unattainable and possibly extinct.
"Dude, Public Affection is playing the Chameleon tonight and my chemical warfare pants are dirty. You got an extra pair?"

Buckle your Pants

Bracing yourself for something major that is about to happen
Buckle your pants, shit's about to get real!
Buckle your Pants by Sorinshuto November 14, 2014