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one-eyed viper

Male genatalia (duh)
Baby, why don't you kiss the one-eyed viper?
one-eyed viper by Greaseman March 27, 2003

one-eyed giant 

The penis; usually a very large one.
Daphne fainted when she saw my one-eyed giant.

One eye willy 

The act of having one eye closed and cheesin like a bitch, whilst under the influence of that sticky icky. The word orginated in BTOWN by two ripped up potheads
Doing that one eye willy!
You were definitely doing the one eye willy last nite
One eye willy by TCapp November 14, 2010

one million dollars 

One million dollars was once a fabulous fortune, but thanks to inflation could now buy you half of a crappy house in a place like Florida.
Dr. Evil thought a high ransom for the entire world was one million dollars. That still would've been low in his time, but illustrates what used to be a lot of money.

one foot in front of the other 

grinding. survive. slow and steady one day at a time keep on workin stay focused. the goal here is to not let too many thoughts and plans affect your success at the simple task in the present - which is the main thing that matters, right now, if you want to move forward in life.
hey bro i know your life is shit right now but keep on keepin one foot in front of the other and you'll come out of this.

One thousand years of death

Noun
A jutsu when kakashi fingered naruto's booty hole and lead him flying.

Verb
Finger fuck in which 4 fingers go in
Fuck her from behind like one thousand years of death.