gods pole

The biggest blackest dick known to man kind.

I was with this guy last nite and he had a gods pole.

by Sirpoptart February 16, 2016

the pole

A man used for pole dancing. Especially in cyber chat rooms.

Wrapping your legs around The pole is best if "The Pole" is played by a hot sexy male as in JanieLover.

by TiramiSue February 03, 2007

The Pole

The Pole, citurated at Marist, is the most beautiful thing in the world. Even more beautiful than a Banana next to a Banana.

The Pole is so very beautiful today. The Pole-ice defend it well.

by Buetiful boy September 07, 2018

pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.

If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?

by QuacksO February 07, 2025

Space poles

Belief system

"Don't you even know your best friends belief system?? Space poles Sam "

by faqxnoz August 04, 2024

Jumping Poles

When you jump from one dick to another during sex.

Ryan-"Sadie stop jumping poles onto Ben "

by StreetNamez101 October 09, 2016

light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 09, 2023