murtiza

Murtiza is an Arabic name. It means the most charming one. Murtiza is mostly used in India and Pakistan.

You’re looking very Murtiza today.
Isn’t that panda looking very murtiza today.

by cat.m February 19, 2023

Murtiza

Murtiza means the one who bewitches the body and soul of a person. Especially their beloved one. Murtiza can also be used instead of charming & charismatic.

You are being a Murtiza today.
You are looking Murtiza today.

by cat.m February 19, 2023

murderbiliaphile

(noun) A person who has a strong interest in and a factual knowledge of the subject of murderbilia and the many other related associations with Murderbilia and Murderbilia items, including, but not limited to their significance in a historical context and their overall monetary value to other collectors and curators alike.

Jordan was a Cook, just like his dreamboat fantasy lover, executed serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Jordan was a self-proclaimed murderbiliaphile, or someone with a large body of knowledge on the subject of murderbilia and serial killers, and was quite proud of his collection of paintings by the brutal homosexual murderer and trickster. Turns out Jordan didn't know much of shit, and busied his days fantasizing about bring throttled and conquered by the long gone brute killer of his dreams, usually masturbating and shoving a dildo up his ass all the while.

by GayJordyFU April 22, 2023

Murbah Fist

When someone is taking a shit and you fist them to force the excrement back up into their sphincter

Person 1: Ugh bro I'm boutta shit my pants but there's no toilet around..
Person 2: Hold on let me give you a Murbah Fist rq

by gloplord August 22, 2023

mini murse

Larger than a wallet, but smaller than a traditional murse. Can be used strategically to ones advantage so that he/she doesn't get weighed down by too much cash or plastic.

Did you see Manuel and his new mini murse? He uses it so that he doesn't carry any cash or credit cards, in hopes that others will pay for his cocktails!

by BTedstrom November 9, 2006

Comment Murderer

One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.

Also see comment murder

Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)

Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)

by ChAoS x DaRk April 9, 2011

Crackus-Murr

A very mythical sea monster that is unknown to most of society. More powerful then the Lochness and more far reaching then Bigfoot, Crackus-Murr (also known as Cragusmir or in old english as "en Cragus de Murren") is a dark being from another world that takes many forms of fear. He lurks in every pond, lake, stream, and ocean through an interconnected highway of underground tunnels and patrols his bodies of water with his amazing power and grace. There have been no sightings but his presence have been felt through many sounds, movements, and abnormal energies felt all over the world. Some say to look in his eyes means instant death ... or others say a boquet of flowers instantly appears on your head as you slowly start to grow in height. Experts have said that he originated from a pond somewhere in the vicinity of Prosperity, Pennsylvania.

Last night we were skinny dipping and I SWEAR i felt Crackus-Murr's presence in the water... it was life changing.

by jtixxlefrom the rizzle May 1, 2011