Zoocari Moochie Moochie

A statement used to describe people who are doing something stupid.

Ashley: Squidward was the krab from Spongebob right?

John: Zoocari Moochie Moochie *gesturing like a monkey*

by Oofer Gang January 21, 2023

Smooch Moocher

Someone who constantly needs kisses from their partner.

My girlfriend's such a smooch moocher, but I love her for it.

by NarTheNecromancer September 2, 2023

smooch-mooch

To ask for free "lip-service" at a kissing booth.

Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.

by QuacksO July 23, 2024

Mike da mooch

Daddy’s little mooch

Hey there goes Mike da mooch aka daddy’s little mooch

by Pnuggit87 April 9, 2022

Iggy the moocher

Iggy the moocher was once the sickest cunt to walk the planet. Year after year, Iggy was chosen by god himself through a harsh nomination process. It is rumoured that Iggy was part demigod. One wild arvo at the grounds of Riverview, Iggy was banished by unknown forces into the lane cove river. To This is a day all Riverview men greave the loss of a role model. What was once a leader of warcries against the disgusting pink and blue, is just an urban legend, known by few. One day he may be revived.

Student 1: Where the fuck is Iggy?
Student 2: How the fuck would I know? He’s been missing for years.

Iggy the moocher

by Itchbay67 August 16, 2025